The Things Dave Says |
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Every day Dave makes us laugh. I thought it would be great to honour Dave by creating a page of quotes just by him :) Sometime a while back. "I'm not homophobic. But I can't stand them puffs" 06-04-2005 "That bloody Ann Summers has got a lot to answer for." 07-04-2005 Today he fell asleep so we didn't get anything particularly funny out of him. Except a snore - and that made us laugh :) Poor Dave's getting old ;) 12-04-2005 Again, we didn't get anything wordwise, but he did laugh until drink came out of his schnozz. Can't remember why... 21-04-2005
Ooh, lots today... Dave on bananas: "I buy all the bent buggers just to be awkward" "I'm telling you. I've always got my back to the action." "When I go to the pub, you can bet your life if something happens - it's behind me." 25-04-2005 "There was a big girl called Scots Jenny who used to provide extra curricular massages" 04-05-2005 Dave quotes himself: "There was one bloke who only had one bloody arm. An I thought 'Bloody 'ell! There's 'ope for me yet!'" 06-05-2005 Dave's most frquent quote is now - "Don't quote me on that!" 12-05-2005 Dave on tornadoes: "It blows like one up my bloody alleyway" 17-05-2005 Dave on the education system: "I could never believe it when they allowed them to have calculators instead of mental arithmatic." |
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